Disaster at Michaels Bank today, as an intruder bypassed an imposing set of security precautions to collapse the elevator vault of “Karnaca’s premiere valuables repository.” The celebrated vault, one of the last remaining Kirin Jindosh wonders in the Isles, smashed through the floor of the bank’s atrium to the sewers below. There’s no word yet about any injuries or deaths from the accident.
The collapsed vault caused so much damage that officials are unable to determine if any valuables are missing. “The security measures at Michaels Bank are the best in the Isles,” said Alexander Peña, Chief of Security. “I can promise you that our customers’ treasures are perfectly safe. The perpetrator who destroyed our vault will be brought to justice.” The bank has engaged a private firm to investigate the crime.