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Dear passengers,
I’d like to offer my apologies for being such a grumpy captain.
First, to Anton, who I called a senile old goat when he decided to bring live bloodflies aboard for study. Not a single day passes without me staring in delight at those little marvels of nature.
Second, my apologies to whoever broke the bloodfly tank, allowing them to flutter down to the engine room, bringing joy to this sad boat of mine, with the gentle humming of their soft wings. I deeply regret calling you a clumsy sack of guano.
But now that we’ve all had time to enjoy their charming company, can someone please exterminate every last bloodfly on my ship?
- Meagan
Version 2
Dear passengers,
I’d like to offer my apologies for being such a grumpy captain.
First, to Anton, who I called a senile old goat when he decided to bring live bloodflies aboard for study. Not a single day passes without me staring in delight at those little marvels of nature.
Second, my apologies to Lord Corvo, who broke the bloodfly tank, allowing them to flutter down to the engine room, bringing joy to this sad boat of mine, with the gentle humming of their soft wings. I deeply regret calling you a clumsy old mumblecrust.
But now that we’ve all had time to enjoy their charming company, can someone please exterminate every last bloodfly on my ship?
- Meagan
Version 3
Dear passengers,
I’d like to offer my apologies for being such a grumpy captain.
First, to Anton, who I called a senile old goat when he decided to bring live bloodflies aboard for study. Not a single day passes without me staring in delight at those little marvels of nature.
Second, my apologies to Lady Emily, who broke the bloodfly tank, allowing them to flutter down to the engine room, bringing joy to this sad boat of mine, with the gentle humming of their soft wings. I deeply regret calling you a clumsy, silk-wiped ass.
But now that we’ve all had time to enjoy their charming company, can someone please exterminate every last bloodfly on my ship?
- Meagan