A daring robbery at Michaels Bank today, as an intruder bypassed an imposing set of security precautions to breach the inner vault of “Karnaca’s premiere valuables repository.” There’s no word yet about any injuries or deaths during the break-in.
Bank officials say that the thief focused on valuable personal items held in private safes and boxes within the famed Jindosh vault. “The security measures at Michaels Bank are the best in the Isles,” said Alexander Peña, Chief of Security. “I can promise you that our customers’ treasures are perfectly safe. The perpetrator who broke into our vault will be brought to justice. And we’ll get all the missing items back to their rightful owners, I promise you that.” Peña declined to say what the stolen items were, citing client confidentiality, but says the bank has engaged a private firm to investigate the crime.