I trust I’ll only be locked away here for a short time. I intend to record my thoughts, for during a confinement, a gentleman must find ways to keep his mind alert. Additionally, one should engage in strenuous exercises to retain vigor. Therefore, I have performed a dozen lunge style exertions for my legs. Feeling quite revitalized.
Day 4
I am frustrated to have been left here for so long. Though it is understandable. Duke Abele and Delilah have just acquired the throne and have many urgent tasks to perform. I hope I am not forgotten amidst their other duties! But how could they forget me? It was I who tipped the scales in their favor! Ten squats performed today.
Day 7
If I am meant to be humbled by this imprisonment, then let it be known I am humbled! Perhaps my role was not so important. Yet, I did play a part. And I hope to continue to be of service! Marched in place.
Day 12
Have they no pity? The briefest audience. That is all I ask. Empress Delilah. Duke Abele. I will grovel before you. I beg you! Don’t you want to see your Ramsey crouch and snivel? I am ready!